The LOVE Formula

There are millions of relationships in this world.

Many relationships require different things than other relationships.

But they all have one thing in common. Do you know what that is?

Think about it.

What is the ONLY thing that EVERYONE wants in EVERY RELATIONSHIP?

LOVE

Problem is, LOVE is different for everyone. How do we know what Love is for other people? Communication. But how do we communicate to someone that is not communicating?

Here's How...
We need to LEARN their language- learn their thoughts, their motivation for love and their agenda for earning it.

Studies and experience have genderized a lot about love, what we've gathered is:

Men are Physical creatures- the same as they are carnivores who love sports, cars & logic

Women are EMOTIONAL creatures- the same as they are nurturers who love beauty, people & feelings

LOVE ... the formula for intimate relationships

One easy formula that women have is

X+Y=Z

X= Emotional Connection (aka friendship, respect, and empathy)

Y= Physical Connection (aka attraction, chemistry and passion)

Z= Sex (aka "making love")

and this HAS to be true and correct for ALL women of any kind of any time of the day unless they are 1. a prostitute or 2. a vegetable...

The number one rule is: "I am a woman and I have the right to refuse SEX to any man if my emotional needs are not met.

Okay- 2nd problem.

This is the woman's language.

What is the man's language? Here it is:

The easiest formula is a man's

Z+Y=X - notice? It's backwards!

X= Emotional Connection (aka friendship, respect, and empathy)

Y= Physical Connection (aka attraction, chemistry and passion)

Z= Sex (aka "making love")

and this HAS to be true and correct for ALL men of any kind of any time of the day unless they are 1. gay or 2. a vegetable...

Their number one rule is: "I am a Man and I have the right to refuse my EMOTIONS to any woman if my Physical needs are not met.

Wow!

See the problem?

Men won't give their 'personal emotional best' with out having their sexual/physical needs met.

So what do we do?

It's TIME to Compromise. That's all we can do. Give a little bit of LOVE to him (which HAS to be something sexual to meet that physical need) and he'll give a little bit of LOVE to you (which HAS to be something non-physical to meet your emotional need)

These are my thoughts- not copied, stolen or borrowed from anyone else.

-Crystal J. Wells

ARE YOU A BIG BOY?

(Interview with my little man)

So mom, I’ve been thinking, I’m ready to advance.

I’m tired of diapers and ready for underpants.

What happened to my baby? Are you sure you want this?

Being a baby was fun, but There’s not much I’ll miss.

Well there are a few things that only big boys can to do-

So here are some questions I’m going to ask you…

No problem Miss Mom, I’ll show you- I’m cool!

And in just a few years, I will even start school! !

If you pass this small test, then a big boy you’ll be

I am a big boy mom, just watch me, you’ll see!

1. Are you a big boy?

Yes I am mom, I am! I can sing ABC’s and count 5 on each hand!

2. Can you tie your own shoes?

Yes I can mom, I try!

I try my darn best ‘cause I am a smart guy!

3. Are you a big boy, do you clean up your toys?

Yes I do mom like all of the other girls and boys.

4. Do you eat all your food?

Yes I do mom, All done!

I clean off my plate so I can go have some fun!

5. Are you a big boy, are you quiet most days?

I am quiet, obedient and loving I say!

6. Are you a big boy, do you help mom and dad?

I help Daddy and Mommy which makes them real glad!

7. Do you brush your own teeth?

Yes I do mom I brush. Then I go to the potty, wash my hands then I flush!

8. Are you a big boy? Do you listen real well?

I always listen mommy~ gee, couldn’t you tell?

9. Are you a big boy, do you play nice with friends?

I play nice with my sister, my friends and cousins!

10. Are you a big boy, can you get dressed real fast?

First my pants, then my shirt and my socks and shoes last.

11. Are you a big boy, do you still pick your nose?

Only when there’s a tissue, otherwise that’s just gross!

12. Are you a big boy, do you think you’ll run fast?

Oh yes, didn’t you see me- that was me who just passed!

13. Are you tall like daddy?

Yes I am mom real soon!

I’ll be so tall like daddy , real tall like the moon!

14. Are you a big boy can you go fast asleep?

I go to bed on my own and I don’t make a peep!

15. Do you use the potty to pee and to poo?

Yes I always use the potty, at least I always try to.

So you are a big boy~ you do ALL that yourself?

Well sometimes I need reminding and also a little help.

A Poem for Nikkole's Birthday

Leslie is Unique

Leslie is unique,

‘cause she can finally say…

That’s she’s a “college graduate”

So it’s time to celebrate!

Learned at Anthem College,

Studied all she needs to learn.

Finished doing all her homework,

Now the “big bucks” she can earn.

With a licensed M.A. degree,

All we can say is “Wow!”

We’re insanely proud of Leslie

Which is why we must have a cow~

Graduating on Friday

Little does Leslie know…

We’ll be waiting for her Saturday

Just to tell her “way to go!”

So please join us to shout out

“SURPRISE!” right at four thirty.

You can come dressed as you are

Or you can dress up nice and purty!

Thank you AUNT Lolly!

How the Mormon Girl became a Hooker

What is it? : Share the Night, Prom for Adults Theme: Forever Young~ (teens and children under 21 must be accompanied by their adult legal guardian)
Why would I? : Did you miss your Prom or would you like to go again? This time the punch will be REALLY spiked~ be excited, be VERY excited
Who is it for? : Benefiting the Whimsical Ways Birthday Foundation for Mary Helen Howard Hooker~ proceeds are going to the cost of the event
Where at? : El Parador Restaurant, 2744 East Broadway Boulevard ~ As you arrive, Let them know you are there for PROM!
When is it? : Saturday, June 5th at 6pm- please be prompt, dressed accordingly, doors close at 7pm.
What else? : Cash bar available, along with a DJ and a professional photographer to take Prom Pictures at $10 each
How much? : $25 pre-ordered tickets per couple (includes entry fee, Prom favor, non-alcoholic drinks, dinner buffet and cake)
What if? : If you pre-order your ticket, it will cost $35 at the door per couple. $10 for kids ages 13-20, kids under 13 are free.

thank you to all family and friends of Mary who pitched in for the costs of this Surprise party. We are so greatful for the turn out we had, we couldn't have pulled it off without you!

"hol my han bwook'

Matthew wanted to hold his sisters hand.

How sweet- right? :0)